Sunday, February 28, 2010

Gag.


Renoir's Late Paintings (As seen at LACMA's "Renoir in the 20th Century")

Part of Speech : Noun

Definition : Paintings made by an aging, arthritic artist who seems to have been a perfectly nice man.

Synonyms : abhorrence, affect, awkwardness, banality, boiler, booby trap, charade, chicanery, cliche', contrivance, corn, crime, crap, disappointment, drollery, dupery, eyesore, fakery, fibbery, fluff, fog, fraud, frippery, gaucherie, gaudiness, gewgaw, hoax, hokum, hodge-podge, howler, jest, lapse, mendacity, mess, mishmash, muddle, nuisance, pretense, ruse, saccharin, sham, shibboleth, subterfuge, stew, syrup, vulgarity.

Antonyms : Late Bonnard, Late Cezanne, Late Degas, Late Monet, Late Picasso.

4 comments:

  1. that's amazing. my thoughts exactly when I saw the street posters.

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  2. Yes, Renoir's early paintings suffer from their sentimentality, but at least they have a semblance of structure and color theory. He will always suffer when being compared to the clear eyed and merciless Degas, the edgy Manet, or the aesthetic and intellectual Cezanne.

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  3. this is what i reference when i feel 30 pounds heavier. blleeggghhh.

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